03/28/2007
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Somewhere in New York there’s a walk sign that promotes moshing in the street, traffic be damned.
Of course, careful investigation of the light — which appears to be missing bulbs in just the right places — reveals that the rock-worthy sign is really the “don’t walk” part of the traffic control equation. If memory serves, the other symbol is a little white poser who appears to be walking.
Then again, considering the moshpits we’ve seen over the years, we’re guessing that the headbangers who flail, lunge and storm through this intersection are intimidating enough to stop traffic. Either that or they have no fear of winding up roadkill.
Mosh on, my fellow pedestrians.
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