Rent Your Own Private Toilet For Wacken

photo by Hannibal Smith, courtesy of flickr.com

There’s nothing worse than being at a big public festival and having to desperately make a poop. At that point you’re left with three unpleasant choices. 1) hold it in and hope your intestines don’t rupture; 2) soil yourself like a member of GWAR; 3) take your chances of contracting a nasty contagious disease at one of the smelly, messy, unsanitary porta potties.

According Blabbermouth.net, the organizers of this year’s Wacken Open Air festival feel your pain. For around $163 you can rent your own SANI toilet for the duration of the four day event, which takes place from August 2 to 4 in Wacken, Germany.

The rental includes an individual lock and key so you can smirk at others waiting in line for public toilets while you casually saunter into your luxury commode. In addition, the sanitation staff will provide your SANI with three cleanings so the ring will gleam as you empty your bowels. Orders can be placed at: meinegenesKLO@wacken.com (translation: Myowntoilet@wacken.com). Payments will be taken upon collection of your key, so don’t accidentally drop it down the toilet drain or you might spend your headbanging time scuba diving.

Wacken’s lineup this year includes Napalm Death, In Flames, Immortal, Cannibal Corpse, Bullet For My Valentine, All That Remains, Possessed, Vader, Blind Guardian, Amorphis, Iced Earth, Sodom and Saxon.

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