Ghost Rider (Sony Pictures) Based on the Marvel comic book series of the same name, "Ghost Rider" is an action-packed tale of revenge, betrayal and love with some special effects that's make you forgive director Mark Steven Johnson for the romantic bits.
The film stars Nicholas Cage as motorcycle stunt rider Johnny Blaze, who sells his soul to the Devil (Peter Fonda) in order to save the life of his father, who is dying of cancer. Sadly, the dark lord tricks Blaze -- as Beelzebub often does -- so Blaze abandons his friends and his girlfriend, Roxanne (Eva Mendes), and becomes a famous motorcyclist. But at the behest of Satan, he must moonlight as skull-headed, fire-engulged Ghost Rider, hunting down evil souls on earth and delivering them straight to Hell (and we're not talking overnight delivery here).
For the most part, The Ghost Rider accepts his violent fate until he meets up again with Roxanne and realizes there might be way for him to trick the Devil and win back his soul by waging war against the Evil One's wayward sun Blackheart (Wes Bentley).
Sure the plot's absurd and full of holes, and the characters are one-dimensional, but Johnson does an admirable job in translating all the fire, fury and, yes, ridiculousness of the comic book to the screen. "Ghost Rider" is not a movie for those seeking intellectual stimulation, but if videogames, cartoons and other forms of mindless entertainment are your thing, it's a hell of a ride.
Primeval (Hollywood Pictures) For some reason, the creators of "Primeval" advertised this as a movie about "the world's most prolific serial killer," leaving many viewers expecting a gory slasher flick. So naturally lots of crybabies shouted foul when the discovered the "serial killer" was a 25-foot-long crocodile.
But "Primeval" delivers as much entertainment value as most of the serial killer flicks coming out of Hollywood these days. Sure, it's predictable and filled with clichés and stereotypes, but it's also packed with suspense and explodes with spattery croc kills.
In the movie, an American TV news crew travels to the African jungle to document their search for the man eating beast, Gustave, who, as it turns out, is smarter and more deadly than they ever imagined. In some ways, the film is comparable to "Lake Placid" or "Anaconda," but it's delivered straight-faced without the smirks of those flicks and, as a result, is grittier and more intense. "Silence of the Lambs" it ain't, but if you're in the mood for a killer croc movie, you'll be glad to took the bait.
Meatball Machine (TLA) Here's a mindbending, splattery sci-fi yarn as wondrously confusing as "Tetsuo: the Iron Man." Like that film or David Cronenberg's "Shivers," "Meatball Machine" depicts what can happen when the body turns against the mind and becomes a vehicle for unspeakable evil. The plot involves space aliens who discover how to transform human flesh into biomechanical weaponry, so they invade the earth and infect its inhabitants with parasites that turn their hosts into oozing bloodthirsty killers. And somehow, within this weird offering by co-directors Junichi Yamamoto and Yudai Yamaguchi (Battlefield Baseball), there's also a love story subplot. And in this case, love stinks.
Graveyard Alive (BFS) Far from your standard zombie fare, Graveyard Alive" is a quirky film about a dowdy nurse who gets bitten by a zombie and turns into a sultry vamp with a taste for human flesh. But she's got too much class to consume her prey alive, so she assists in the deaths of hospital patients and then excises parts of their corpses for future snacking. Along the way, she must do battle with her decomposing flesh, her violent urges and other nurses as she tries to win back her ex-boyfriend, Dr. Dox, who has become engaged to her chief rival, Goodie Tueschuze. While Graveyard Alive isn't gory and there's no nudity, its clever, fun and creatively shot in black and white. If you're a gorehound, you'll be left hungering for more, but if you're just seeking something offbeat, this one should satisfy your appetite.
Phantom Museums: The Short Films of the Quay Brothers (Zeitgeist) Even if you've never heard of these stop-motion animators, if you're a Tool fan you're already familiar with their iconic style of filmmaking. Tool guitarist and artistic coordinator Adam Jones is a huge fan of the work of identical twins Stephen and Timothy Quay, and used techniques they pioneered to create the Tool videos "Sober" and "Prison Sex." "Phantom Museums: The Short Films of the Quay Brothers" is a double-DVD set that brings the viewer deeper than ever into the surreal, unsettling and fantastic world of the Quays. The first disc features 13 of the animators' classics, including "The Cabinet of Jan Svankmajer" (1984), "This Unnameable Little Broom (Epic of Gilgamesh)" (1985) and "The Comb" (1990). The second DVD includes audio commentaries, interviews, alternative versions and unrealized pilot projects. If the strange and wonderful characters in these stop-motion masterpieces leaves you wanting more, check out their recently released full-length feature The Piano Tuner of Earthquakes."