Okay, these metal chicks won’t gab with you about Pig Destroyer or let you escort them to the back of the club if they’re drunk enough, but for $39.95 each, they’ll add some pizazz to your front lawn — especially if you dress them up in studded lingerie.
The metal chicks are just one of the junkyard sculptures from Yardbirds available at the Backyard Birds and Discovery Center Web site.
Says Yardbirds: “Every Junkyard Bird Metal Sculpture is handmade in Kentucky by Bandana YardBirds. That means each one varies slightly from the other in its handcrafted appearance and attitude. All of the Junkyard Birds are made with bare metal and naturally rust with age. That’s their beauty!”
Wow, real metal chicks kinda rust with age, too, and we’ll give up a pair of Behemoth tickets any day to check out a bangin’ “bare metal chick.”
Also available from Yardbirds: Large Quail, Pretty Peacock, Mini Owl, Screech Owl, Lovebirds, Dodo Bird and Crouching Junkyard Pelican.
Now, check out some more bangin’ metal chicks:
