Is it the web of a giant mentally retarded spider, a dart board on acid or some fiendish, CGI effect from a low-budget sci-fi movie? Nope, it’s another indecipherable logo — a jumble of barely perceivable letters that somehow congeal to form the name of an extreme metal band.
This week’s entry is a German [...]

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We’ll take one more stab at Christmas, then we’ll leave you alone to enjoy the holiday. Since Celtic Frost doesn’t have a Christmas video and we hadn’t the heart to post anything by the Trans Siberian Orchestra, we dug into the vaults and came up with this ridiculous clip by the now-defunct band The Darkness, [...]

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Okay, you’ve probably seen this before, but the big TV networks air the same old Christmas specials year after year and that doesn’t stop viewers from coming back every time.
So, instead of bitching about our lack of originality, relax, smile and watch this holiday classic, “A Charlie Brown Heavy Metal Christmas.” Then tell us the [...]

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To thank all of his fans for his continued success and to keep interest bubbling in his ’90s metal band Fight, Judas Priest singer Rob Halford has posted a free MP3 of his 1994 Fight song, “Christmas Ride” on his official Web site.
To download the holiday present go to www.halfordmusic.com and add the “Christmas Ride” [...]

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The answer to yesterday’s Indecipherable Logo is Visceral Pain, a self-described “inhuman, supreme, brutal death metal” band from Mexico.
And here’s a little back story. The band formed in 2002 and currently features singer and guitarist Lord Azmodeus (the only original member), guitarist Mictian, bassist Cygore and drummer Sorcerer.
Visceral Pain released their self-titled demo in 2003. [...]

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