Dash is happy walking around Melbourne. That’s just a really nice photo. Jesus. Australia is big and expensive and, like, England-meets-Canada, but warm with big trees and crazy animals. We are beggars in Australia. Sandwiches cost the equivalent of $15. And no one told us, but koalas don’t even hang in the cities. Lame.
Koalas get so stoned off eucalyptus that sometimes they fall out of their trees and die. In fact, that’s their number one cause of death. They sleep 20 hours a day and will maim you with their claw grip. This is a picture of David, Jon from 12, Dash, and Gary LaChance, our videographer, eating stupid vegan food and talking electronics. Crazy, crazy s–t went down in Australia.
3. Another night, another pair of urine-soaked jeans and being knocked unconscious by an audience member. Brisbane.
4. Dear New Zealand,
Thank you for fulfilling my technical rider request of “keyboard stand.” It is a nice color and I really like it. Hopefully, I will see you guys soon. Thanks again and Happy New Year!
Check back next week when Horse The Band’s Wacky World Tour hits Asia.
you should seriously think about a career on the travel channel, cause i don’t think this music thing is working out…