
It's crystal ball time again. The Dillinger Escape Plan guitarist Ben Weinman sent us this exclusive shot of him next to retired champion bicyclist Lance Armstrong and now we're trying to figure out just what's going on between the two.
It seems unlikely that they're having some sort of homosexual tryst -- though we do see a hand on a shoulder there -- so here's our assessment of their relationship. Ben has come to the conclusion that, at his age, throwing himself around onstage like an asylum lunatic on PCP isn't conducive to maintaining strong health. So, he's decided to give up being a rocker and start training to become a professional cyclist. And he has hired Armstrong to guide him on the road to cycling stardom. Read more...









