The Pen is Mightier Than the Sword, art by Stephen Hansen, courtesy of ZenethGallery.com
Here we are. Again. Mired in the muck of the worst kind of political warfare the swine and insects can muster. I, of course, can stomach it because I'm demented and have a penchant for intellectual bloodshed. Indeed. I know it has been a sweet minute since I scribed anything of value on the election and the repulsive circus it has conjured, so allow me to make it up to you, as only I can. Please note that virgin eyes unaccustomed to my venomous diatribes should divert now and go about their business. This is grown folks territory. Wild, uncut. Indeed. To the meat.
I would just like to begin by stating, unequivocally and without remorse, and after much deliberation and scrutiny: "F--k You, John McCain - you are an intellectually dishonest, spiritually defecating, embarrassment to American politics. You are a liar, a hypocrite, and the worst kind of swine opportunist."
Ahem. Yes. Some of you are applauding and wiping away a patriotic tear. Others are cursing my name and spitting at the screen. But, they cry, "he's a POW for Gods sake!" My retort is simple: So? John Kerry was a war hero and look what the Repugs did to him in the 2004 election. Shameful. But whatever, that was then and this has NOTHING to do with McCRAP's service to this great nation. My feelings are a direct reflection, a blazing echo of McLAME's glaring distortions and exploitation vomited from his campaign. Abraham Lincoln is quoted as saying, "If you don't stop telling LIES about my record, I'm going to have to start telling TRUTHS about yours!" Bravo. Let me inject your soul with some FACTS.
First, Obama will LOWER TAXES. If you make less than $250 thousand dollars a year (like 90 percent of America) YOU WILL GET LOWER TAXES = MORE MONEY IN YOUR POCKET. Every bipartisan economist agrees. Obama's tax plan will HELP America. McC--t's will not. Now, if you are one of McSame's buddies, COUNTRY club FIRST, and you're worried that you might have to sell one of your 12 houses, then yeah, I could see how you might not want Obama to win. But stop saying Obama's going to raise taxes on the American public. He won't. It's a lie. STOP IT.
Most Americans don't own seven houses or spend $200 thousand dollars a year on SERVANTS for those houses. Nor are we married to multi-millionaire heiresses who wear outfits that cost over $300 thousand dollars to one function. Give us a fucking break. We are not STUPID. Deal with it.
Second, Sarah Palin is a f--king JOKE. Just because she has a vagina does NOT mean I automatically suspend reality and suddenly consider voting for someone whose policies are a direct threat to my freedoms, my pocketbook, and my ideologies. Just because she's a woman and a candidate DOES NOT mean she's a 'WOMAN'S CANDIDATE." She opposes EVERYTHING that women have fought for in this nation. Besides, she is grossly unqualified for the second most powerful job in the United States. And what happens, SIR, if your 72 year old ass has a stroke due to too much Viagra or that cancer that you've fought four times finally catches up to you? She will then be in charge of the nation. This woman, Sarah Palin, who has a journalism degree (after going to six colleges in six years), who was once a Sportscaster on Alaska TV and a beauty pageant contestant, who (as mayor) left a small town of 9,000 people over 20 MILLION dollars in debt, who LIES, LIES, LIES about her record, who rails on about Abstinence Only training in schools and her unwed 17 year old daughter is prego, who believes people can "pray the gay away" out of homosexuals, who governs a state with one of the highest rates of rape and incest in the U.S., who charges rape victims for their own medical rape kits, who doesn't believe in abortion even in cases of rape or incest, who believes the Earth is only 7,000 years old and dinosaurs walked with humans, and that Armageddon will happen in our lifetime!
She also is hiding from an investigation into Abuse of Power as governor -- this is a current scandal and she's handling it like a proud Bushie! In fact, she reminds me of another "cloak-and-dagger, the constitution doesn't apply to me" Vice President. Hey, Sarah, I got a joke for you: "WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DICK CHENEY AND SARAH PALIN?" (((LIPSTICK.)))
Yeah, that's a real knee slapper. Actually, it's not. It's silly and petty, and absolutely terrifying. To think that this half-wit from the meth-Capital of Alaska will have access to our nuclear arsenal is enough to make me want to pack it up and move to Montreal where the air is clean and the people are beautifully almost-French. Are you f---king kidding me? How could you, John McBush, claim to love America, but risk leaving our well being in her hands??? Third, you are lying about Obama's record. You are lying about his tax policies, you are lying about his involvement in the economic crisis attacking our nation's infrastructure. You, McCain, have been in Congress for almost 30 years and you, sir, share responsibility with all your lobbyist, deregulating conservative cronies for this economic disaster. You have stated publicly that ECONOMICS is not one of your strong points! (You don't even know how to use a computer or E-Mail! But I digress). You are in bed with the same morons who caused one of the greatest economic failures in our nation's history!
You can't run from your record, ASS! You have been one of the loudest proponents for deregulation -- you know, that little thing that has caused the market meltdown while you and your lobbyist pals made a boatload of money? Remember that? Just last month you were spewing this same nonsense about doing the same thing to Healthcare and Social Security! And then you and your cronies claim that America is a "nation of whiners" and that this is just a "mental recession" and that the "fundamentals of the economy are strong!" The market will fix itself? Are you mad, sir? Perhaps you are. And now you try to pawn it off on Obama. It's laughable, it's shameful. You offer NO solution - but Obama does. Even Conservative newspapers are coming out against YOU and FOR Obama.
This, from a war hero (40 years ago) -- attack, attack, attack, lie, lie, lie --- you know what? I know why -- it's all you have. You can't fight on the issues. You can't fight on your record. Why? Because your record echoes the Bush record. You have voted with him over 90 percent of the time. You have campaigned for him. You AGREED with him on policies that have HURT this nation, you disgusting reptile! 600,000 jobs lost THIS YEAR. 9,800 homes lost a DAY. And you still won't admit your mistakes or the mistakes of the Republican Party. Well, sir, we have had enough of your garbage. Seven years of Bush/Cheney = 4 more years with McCain/Palin.
Thanks, but no thanks.
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