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We reached deep into the bowels of West Malaysia to bring you this week's illegible scrawl. They may be a third-world, underground entity, but they've got the mirror image thing down pretty good as well as the symmetrical curve and dripping blood effect.

They get bonus points for having a logo that looks evil as hell, but doesn't have any pentagrams or inverted crosses within the lettering. And let's face it, if you saw this nasty logo scribbled on your front door, you'd move out before the police had time to arrive. Satan approves and so do we. Here are your choices:

a) Bazzah b) Quiet Riot c) Rectum d) Edict e) Balthazar

MTV2 Headbangers Blog Proudly Presents the Exclusive Premiere of Type O Negative's "Profit of Doom" video:

Their new album "Dead Again" is in stores now!!!

See the video here all day, catch it again on Headbangers Ball Saturday 4/28 10pm on MTV2!!!

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Pretty much every time Every Time I Die frontman, Keith Buckley, opens his mouth or puts pen to paper something funny comes out. Here are some samples from a recent band update he wrote that illustrate how, if he decided to give up the rock, he could be the next Joe Rogan or at least get a publicity gig at a sleazy record label:

"Unless you're a sorority girl, you're probably not accustomed to dudes telling you that something called 'The Big Dirty' is about to invade your personal space," he begins. "Well, we here at Every Time I Die are doing just that, so open your holes wide."

He continues: "This August, Ferret Music will release what can only be described as 'Every Time I Die's newest album. Chock-a-block with riffs that only four months of a Buffalo, New York winter could spawn, this new record will undoubtedly satisfy those that have followed the band since their first full length release Last Night In Town all the way through Gutter Phenomenon. And if you were one of the 38 confused men who strayed somewhere along that interim, we welcome you back with open arms."

The hyperbole and sarcasm don't end there: "You want ironically distasteful rock and roll pretenses? You got 'em. You want riffs so filthy they should have a mustache and wear elastic workout pants when they go out to eat at the Olive Garden? Right here, boys. You want mosh parts so brutal [they] could star opposite Charles Bronson in any of the Death Wish movies? Come get some."

The Big Dirty is being recorded in California with producer Steve Evetts, who has previously worked with Dillinger Escape Plan, Sick of It All and A Static Lullaby, and, according to Buckley, it features "ten plus tracks that tore from our filthy hands like the creature that jumped out of that dudes stomach in Alien."

Sounds convincing to us. Now, who wants a video?: ETID's "Kill the Music":

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Hey, here's a rarity. This black metal band are NOT from Norway or even Scandinavia. Yet, they're one of the most interesting and innovative bands associated with the scene.

Their logo reminds us of one of those Rorschach ink blot tests our junior high school psychologist gave us when we threatened to switch all of the cafeteria's regular milk to chocolate milk (it's a wonder we survived those rebel years).

Had we been shown a flash card of this logo, we'd likely have cackled, sprouted bat wings and flown out the window, but since we hadn't yet discovered the music to anchor our lives and grant us the power of the Beast, we usually mumbled something about the blobby splotches looking like pee in the snow, then got sent off to detention. Ah, the good old days.

Anyway, here are today's choices.

a) Sigh b) Girth c) Dokken d) Shirk e) Csiisri

Tune in tomorrow for the correct answer. And for now, check out another nutty black metal band, Satyricon, with "Fuel For Hatred":

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The upcoming Dimmu Borgir album, In Sorte Diaboli, is being streamed online in its entity a full week before it streets, allowing fans to live with the material for a bit before they commit to buying it. The disc will be released on April 24.

In Sorti Diaboli was produced by Fredrik Nordström (Arch Enemy, Opeth) at the new Studio Fredman in Hyssna, Sweden. The band's first concept album, In Sorti Diaboli is set in Medieval times and told through journal entries from a young man struggling with the methods and teachings of the church.

"After a life-altering epiphany, he abandons religion completely and wins a spiritual victory through his rejection of the concept of God," says a press statement from the band.

Dimmu Borgir will launch a headlining tour with Unearth, Devildriver and Kataklysm on April 20 in Cleveland, Ohio. Dates run through May 30 in Lake Buena Vista, Florida.
Now enjoy the vid for "Progenies of the Great Apocalypse."

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There are certainly shades of Quentin Tarantino's "Reservoir Dogs" and "Pulp Fiction" all through Joe Carnihan's "Smokin' Aces" (Universal), as well as nods to Guy Ritchie and Martin Scorsese, but that doesn't mean the movie's not enjoyable on its own merits. It just requires a touch of patience and a lack of skepticism.

The film starts off slowly, with each of the main characters being introduced via amusing vignettes, but like a Six Flags rollercoaster, once it gets over that first climb, hold onto all your personal belongings because the s--t's about to fly.

In "Smokin' Aces," a magician turned high stakes gangster, Buddy Israel (Jeremy Piven), is getting ready to turn state's evidence and testify against his former boss Primo Sparazza (Joseph Ruskin). So, the Mafia puts a $1 million bounty out for Israel, and attracts a host of hired guns, including bail bondsman Jack Dupree (Ben Affleck) (Don't worry, he dies early on), some crazed Nazi punks, a pair of African American hit women (one played by Alicia Keys) and a mysterious and brutal Swedish assasin.

In addition to facing off against the FBI in a series of incredibly violent, fast-paced scenes, the hit men also take aim at one another with hidden knives, pistols, machine guns, sniper rifles, even a portable missile launcher. The plot gets confusing at times and it's sometimes not entirely clear who's killing who. There's also a major plot twist that doesn't entirely make sense, as well as a bit of a morality lesson that has left some viewers feeling ripped off. But if you're willing to suspend disbelief, strap into your seat and enjoy the bumpy ride; you'll exit breathless.

Other new films of note:

Deadlands: The Rising (Splatter Rampage/Tempe) Following a television and telephone blackout, a terrorist strike on the Nation's Capital leaves the region in a state of disarray. Before the smoke has time to clear, the dead become zombies and, of course, start to eat and infect the living. This independent homage to George Romero's "Night of the Living Dead" trilogy has a lot of heart, and some cool bloodspillage, but seems to have lacked the budget to completely convey director Gary Ugarek's vision. At just under an hour, it's not exactly a full-length motion picture and after establishing a direction, the movie ends apruptly. It's a shame becuase there's plenty here to like. The cinemaphotography is effectively eerie, the music is enjoyably metallic and the makeup and gore effects are pretty convincing. Also, the editing is sharp and even the acting is acceptable. There's no question that a lot of hard work went into "Deadlands: The Rising," and we'll happily check out Ugarek's next offering, which will hopefully provide the necessary payoff this one lacks.

Sombre (Koch Lorber) Warning: This isn't your standard serial killer flick. It's more like a moody art film in which the main character just happens to be a mass murderer. As such, there's very little dialog, no jack-in-the-box scares and no graphic splatter. Still this controversial thriller by French director Philippe Grandrieux is incredibly unsettling and pretty compelling. Shot mostly in low lighting with surreal, unconventional camera work, the movie uses disturbing imagery to tell a story about a conflicted man who roams the French countryside picking up prostitutes and barmaids, having sex with them, then strangling them. Along his trails, he picks up a stranded motorist, brings her to her sister's house and proceeds to terrorize both. Strangely, one falls in love with him and he reciprocates as best he can. But both discover that removing a tiger's stripes doesn't turn it into a kitty cat.

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Hearing Ronnie James Dio crooning, "Die young, Die Young, Die Young, Die Young, Die Young!" on "Die Young" is kind of like listening the Who's Roger Daltrey sing, "Hope I die before I get old" in "My Generation." It's far too late for Dio or any his Heaven & Hell bandmates to die young, but that doesn't mean they can't still rock like teens on a sugar high.

This week, Headbangers ball will air the video premiere of "Die Young," which Black Sabbath wrote in 1979 for Heaven and Hell, their first album with Ronnie James Dio at the helm.

Of course, Dio, guitarist Tony Iommi, bassist Geezer Butler and drummer Bill Ward were a whole lot younger back then, and, had they been unlucky during one of their many hedonistic binges, they could quite easily have died young. Those times are long gone now, of course, but writer Garry Sharpe-Young has chronicled them thoroughly in his book "Sabbath Bloody Sabbath: The Battle For Black Sabbath," which came out in paperback last July. Recently, Rockdetector.com posted lengthy excerpts from four chapters of the book.

When you're done reading, check out Dio with Sabbath on "T.V. Crimes":

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Surprise, surprise. Guns N' Roses are gonna miss a bunch of tour dates. Only, this time it's not Axl's fault.

The blame falls squarely on the damaged hand of bassist Tommy Stinson. "I feel so bad right now. I accidentally fell down a flight of stairs," he said in a statement, as if some people intentionally tumble down stairwells. "I put my hand down to break my fall and heard a loud 'pop.' The next morning my hand looked like a balloon. I went to see my doctor and while the good news is that it's not broken, the bad is news is it's severely sprained and I may have done some ligament damage."

The GNR world tour, which was scheduled to start April 14 in Japan will now launch on April 27 at the MyCoke festival in Johannesburg, South Africa. In total, five Japanese shows have been canceled.

"I'd like to apologize to our Japanese fans that were looking forward to seeing us and know that we will we see you all soon. Again, we'd like to sincerely thank our fans worldwide for their patience and support."

Guns N' Roses are currently mixing their long-awaited album, Chinese Democracy, which is scheduled to come out before the end of the year -- or when Hell freezes over -- whichever comes first.

This one's for Osaka: "It's So Easy"

Not quite satisfied with Slipknot's double-DVD "Voliminal: Inside the Nine," and itching to know if and when the bandmembers will get back together?

According to singer, Corey Taylor, Slipknot will be a single force again before the end of the year, and have at least one more record left in 'em before they spiral down below for all eternity.

Taylor made the announcement during an interview with WSOU Seton Hall's Pirate Radio on April 4.

More details as we get them. Until then, enjoy "My Plague:

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The cover of Judas Priest's 1980 album, British Steel, is pretty frickin' metal, depicting a hand holding a large, old-fashioned razor blade (It wouldn't have been anywhere near as cool if the hand was grasping, say, a Gillette Sensor replacement blade). The sharp object is cutting into the hand's fingers without drawing blood. The band's logo is stenciled diagonally across the blade and the barely visible wrist is wearing — not, not Casio — a studded bracelet.

But the album cover isn't quite as awesome as the art for the band's 1978 album Hell Bent For Leather (aka Killing Machine). Set with the same jet black background as British Steel, it's really sort of a companion piece. Like British Steel, the image was created by Columbia Records' then-in-house art dude, Roslav Szaybo; it depicts a pale dude in dark sunglasses with shattered, bloody lenses. His lips and nose are airbrushed, making him look like an android and on his head he wears -- not a propeller beanie -- a studded leather headband.

Szaybo also did the art for Priest's 1977 album Sin After Sin, 1978's Stained Class and the UK release of 1981's Point of Entry, but the band hired John Berg for the cover of the U.S. edition of that release. Berg also designed the divebombing military metal bird on the cover of the Priest's breakthrough album, 1982's Screaming For Vengeance. So maybe it was that blasted Szaybo who was holding the band back from worldwide domination all those years.

For anyone else Hell Bent for Priest, here's:

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