Okay, we'll go along with the gag for the moment and imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger is the singer for thrash band Austrian Death Machine (after all, each of the songs on their debut Total Brutal is about one of his movies). The only problem is, when he delivers the between-song monologues, he sounds a little more like someone inpersonating Dana Carvey doing Hans (or Frans) on those "Saturday Night Live" "Pump You Up" sketches. No problem, the s--t's still funny (even though, as we just found out from some irate readers, the concept is not entirely original. See www.myspace.com/arnocorps).

Ahhnold's collaborator on the project is I Lay Dying's Tim Lambesis, who sings, errrrr, plays guitar, bass and drums. Guest contributions come from producer Jason Suecof (Crotchduster), Eyal Levi (Daath) and Nick Hipa (As I Lay Dying). Click More for the guest blog from Ahhnold. Read more...