This one's a couple years old, but it's so damn funny we just had to dig it up again. The band is Sin Destroyers, a mock Christian metal outfit that created "Gifts to the World," a part-cartoon, part performance video which features "South Park"-style animation and lines like "He is Christ, the Lord/ and he brings gifts to the world/...He died for your sins so you can get presents/ He is Jesus Christ/ He's got a list and he's checking it twice."
Now, we're not experts or anything, but we think there's kind of a major flaw with the logic of the song. The Sin Destroyers seem to confuse Santa Claus with Jesus Christ -- which is pretty hard to do since Santa's all obese and jolly and s--t, and Christ -- judging by all those old Dutch paintings -- looks kinda like an emaciated street corner junkie.
Then again, who ever said humor has to be based in fact. And for that matter, who ever said religion has to be based in fact. Kiss your crucifix -- whichever direction it may point -- and click "more" to watch Sin Destroyers deliver "Gifts to the World." Read more...

