getting some shopping in before heading over to KFC for black metal lunch special

Don't get us wrong. We're fans of good black metal, and there's some great stuff out there, but there's also tons of crap and nothing's above a little bit of mockery. So, with forked tongue firmly planted in cheek we present this recent and bizarre Canadian KFC TV commercial that uses a fake black metal band named Hellvetica to promote a "Wicked Crunch" box meal containing a hot chicken sandwich, hot wings, fries, salad, a drink and a key to open one of the seven gates of Hell. Collect all seven. Thanks to Metal Injection, who introduced this to us. Click "more" to watch. Read more...